10 points for the funniest answer.What would you do if you saw a guy fishing and there was a rooster sitting?
Jose asked:
What would you do if you saw a guy fishing and there was a rooster sitting on top of his head?
This entry was posted
on Thursday, July 30th, 2009 at 12:50 am and is filed under Jokes & Riddles.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
What would you do if you saw a guy fishing and there was a rooster sitting on top of his head?
August 1st, 2009 at 10:35 pm
walk up to him and say “nice hat. caught any fish yet?”
August 4th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
a cock is on his mind?
August 8th, 2009 at 12:42 am
walk to him and say:
“Sir, sorry to disrupt you but your chicken just pooped on your head.”
or
“Sir, i think you caught a chicken.”
or
“Sir, there’s a chickenfish on your head.”
wait, more…
say it politely…
“Sir, if you want to go fishing again, don’t wear a hat that shapes like a bird nest.”
or just kick his butt to get rid of the chicken
August 8th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
id so laugh and scream ”hey guy”! so then he wuld turn and look at me which wuld scare the rooser so it poops on his head !
August 11th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Ask Him If I Could Buy His “hat”
August 12th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Ask him if he’s using his c*** to catch fish.
August 12th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
grandma aligators can fly! would you like some cranberry juice my foul atired friend?
August 13th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Sir, I know the economy’s bad, but if you wanted a hat you couldv’e just asked for one.
August 17th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I’d say, “Why’s your cock on your head?”
August 20th, 2009 at 4:45 am
Go up to him with KFC and pretend like he used to work in the factory with me.
(no i have never worked in kfc)